I am Amber.
Aged for 25 years.
Born and bred in northeastern Pennsylvania, now attempting to find her way in the outskirts of Washington, D.C.
Coheed and Cambria.
Pro Choice.
Lush Fresh Handmade Cosmetics.
Cats.
I have a 3DS. Here is my friend code :3866-9099-0463. I am Amber.

30th September 2014

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So i got this new job and since i’ve been typing so much, my hand hurts. It freaking sucks..

28th September 2014

Post reblogged from A Story Of Disconnect And Purple Piano Keys with 4 notes

Dear Titties, Can we quit with the bullshit?

starlightsdisconnect:

So, I went to Lane Bryant tonight. Had a question and the woman did her job and answered me, although now I wish I hadn’t asked.
I wear my 42 size band on the tightest clips and was wondering if I wore of 40 band on the loosest clips, would that do the same thing?
Basically, it would, but I would have to go up a cup size. I would absolutely love to be a 40 band. That would be great. But, this would put me from a 42DDD to a 40F. F! A fucking F cup! I thought buying bras would get a little easier and slightly less expensive if this would’ve worked properly, but looks like I’m still stuck paying $50 for a fucking bra!
I tried on 2 40DDDs, just for the hell of it… Nah. The overspill was REAL, especially in the plunge cup. The full coverage cop wasn’t too bad, but I never wear full coverage. I don’t like them. I might go back and try on some other couple types but the plunge is a no-no. Aha.
Moral of the story: Big titties are expensive. Respect them. Respect all titties. But big titties are fucking expensive and mine only seem to get bigger.

What bothers me the most is that once you leave D territory, the price jumps by 10 dollars.  I’m the exact same size as you, so to save a couple dollars I just stay with the slightly bigger band size.  I can’t afford that. :\

27th September 2014

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heretakemeinstead:

I will call you out from shelter, Burn your weed, you’ll know no better.
#DearAm-bowl-ina

I WANT ONE.  I WILL PAY MONEY FOR ONE.

heretakemeinstead:

I will call you out from shelter,
Burn your weed, you’ll know no better.

#DearAm-bowl-ina

I WANT ONE.  I WILL PAY MONEY FOR ONE.

Source: heretakemeinstead

27th September 2014

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jollyrogers777:

Seems about right ;)

jollyrogers777:

Seems about right ;)

Source: jollyrogers777

26th September 2014

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Decided I didn’t want to walk home from work today, and now I’m regretting it because we’re getting papa johns.

Tagged: papa johnshungrypizza

25th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Railfanning Huntsville, AL with 74,363 notes

digg:

IF YOU LOSE YOUR STUFF AT THIS AIRPORT THIS DOG WILL BRING IT BACK TO YOU

how about that last gif though

Source: digg

25th September 2014

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weareclosedgtfo:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

Cheesin’ like an idiot at the bus stop right now.

Source: youtube.com

24th September 2014

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Gonna get a rear view mirror for my cube at work.

I’m facing a wall, looking at a computer screen all day with headphones on.  I’m tired of getting startled when my boss decides to come check on me.

Tagged: cubiclecube lifework

24th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from o_O with 36,572 notes

marbarz:

hoodedfigureofspeech:

blackelf89:

irishwhovianandproud:

somanybeautifulstars:

littlereddove:

filthycurtains:

outlawqueener:

someonethatiamnot:

ms-daniella:

whitebuddah0524:

outlawqueenlover:

witch-slap:

captain-of-the-rolly-joger:

dontwantyourmilk:

On behalf of my friend:
"Megan is a fruit loop"

"brooke is a dork"

oh

'Olivia is a beautiful name'

"Joyce is a big fat pit" WTF!

"Tiffany is a boy adventure time"

I don’t know how to feel right now

"Daniella is a pretty name"

I’m oddly let down right now.

"Allison is a alive"

Bad grammar, but true.

Elizabete is afraid of her husband.
What? lol no

"Jasmine is a poo"

I look up in shock as I realize they finally figured me out. Then, with mastered precision, I rip off my skin suit and show the world the truth.

I am poo bear.

"Paloma is a female name"

Oh really? for real? I would never have guessed.

"Ellen is a cylon" Really, cool!

"Caoimhe is a nice name" NO IT’S FUCKING NOT it’s weird and no-one can pronounce or spell it right…*sigh* it’s the curse of having an Irish name

"Elsa is a mutant" wait what??

"Laura is a face in the misty light"

"marlene is a sales associate"

fuck. just fuck.

Amber is a mineral.  No shit. :|

Source: insomniatasteslikecottoncandy

24th September 2014

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So….who wants to hook me with Coheeds Peach Vinyl? Children of the Fence, help me out! omgiwantitsobadi’llpayyoubackplusshipping.

Tagged: coheedcoheed and cambriachildren of the fencehelp me out