So, I went to Lane Bryant tonight. Had a question and the woman did her job and answered me, although now I wish I hadn’t asked.
I wear my 42 size band on the tightest clips and was wondering if I wore of 40 band on the loosest clips, would that do the same thing?
Basically, it would, but I would have to go up a cup size. I would absolutely love to be a 40 band. That would be great. But, this would put me from a 42DDD to a 40F. F! A fucking F cup! I thought buying bras would get a little easier and slightly less expensive if this would’ve worked properly, but looks like I’m still stuck paying $50 for a fucking bra!
I tried on 2 40DDDs, just for the hell of it… Nah. The overspill was REAL, especially in the plunge cup. The full coverage cop wasn’t too bad, but I never wear full coverage. I don’t like them. I might go back and try on some other couple types but the plunge is a no-no. Aha.
Moral of the story: Big titties are expensive. Respect them. Respect all titties. But big titties are fucking expensive and mine only seem to get bigger.
What bothers me the most is that once you leave D territory, the price jumps by 10 dollars. I’m the exact same size as you, so to save a couple dollars I just stay with the slightly bigger band size. I can’t afford that. :\
I will call you out from shelter,
Burn your weed, you’ll know no better.
I WANT ONE. I WILL PAY MONEY FOR ONE.
Seems about right ;)
how about that last gif though
Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO
Cheesin’ like an idiot at the bus stop right now.
I’m facing a wall, looking at a computer screen all day with headphones on. I’m tired of getting startled when my boss decides to come check on me.
On behalf of my friend:
"Megan is a fruit loop"
"brooke is a dork"
'Olivia is a beautiful name'
"Joyce is a big fat pit" WTF!
"Tiffany is a boy adventure time"
I don’t know how to feel right now
"Daniella is a pretty name"
I’m oddly let down right now.
"Allison is a alive"
Bad grammar, but true.
Elizabete is afraid of her husband.
What? lol no
"Jasmine is a poo"
I look up in shock as I realize they finally figured me out. Then, with mastered precision, I rip off my skin suit and show the world the truth.
I am poo bear.
"Paloma is a female name"
Oh really? for real? I would never have guessed.
"Ellen is a cylon" Really, cool!
"Caoimhe is a nice name" NO IT’S FUCKING NOT it’s weird and no-one can pronounce or spell it right…*sigh* it’s the curse of having an Irish name
"Elsa is a mutant" wait what??
"Laura is a face in the misty light"
"marlene is a sales associate"
fuck. just fuck.
Amber is a mineral. No shit. :|
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